squiggledick, squiggle dick

(N,V)

1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!

2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING

3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.

Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"

by snagtag October 6, 2009

Wiggle My Squiggle

This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".

<robot>hentai doesn't wiggle my squiggle

by robot September 14, 2005

shit squiggles

To have diarrhea

Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.

Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.

My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.

by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010

Squiggles

When a married woman has such a strong sexual attraction to other males, it's noticeably observed. Typically white wives drawn to African-American males. She can't contain her sexual arousal and makes statements.

I noticed my wife had the squiggles, every time our young mailman come by.

by Cat5 August 21, 2020

squigglet

a baby worm

awww look at the lil baby squigglet

by jeafblad June 12, 2019

Squiggle

A scream that turns into a moan.

The girl squiggled when when she was about to cum.

by dylan byrd June 26, 2019

Squaglez

a line that is on my cousins left toe that is infected in grape juice with musterd and a hint of rat fur

Whats that SQUAGLEZ on your toe?

OR
What are you doing in my SQUAGLEZ peppa?

by YourMomsPole February 7, 2020