squating a grumpy

when one defecates. i.e. taking a crap.

Yo, i'm squating a grumpy.

by mattyohomygunit October 3, 2006

Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

squaligity

When someone farts, sneezes, burps, coughs, etc., all at once, making sort of a "meow" sound.

That squaligity was certainly out of the blue.

by Mirabel Madrigal October 6, 2022

Safety-squaring

The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.

"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."

"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"

by UWbadgers16 February 18, 2009

squatling

A squatling is a person who is very active and smart she loves school and shopping and her real name is kitty and she lives cat's😻

Squatling is amazing

by Squatling7 February 13, 2018

Spudling

A weird person or persons

*See man acting strange at the train station*
You Say: Look at that Spudling

by dannyface March 17, 2009

squidling

a baby squid, also known as a squidlet.

eg. look at the little squidlings / squidlets

by sophie and jen June 1, 2006