snatch scratch

the act of scratching the snatch

I was about to bone this girl then she tried to sneak a snatch scratch when I wasn't looking. Needless to say, no boning occurred

by The_Rabid_Platypus February 2, 2008

Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

back scratch

More of the most pleasant feelings known to living beings

That was a good back scratch

by Hersheyyoung November 27, 2017

pappin the squatch

To grab a browneye while rattling a youngster

I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard

by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007

up to scratch

As good as expected or needed; good enough

His performance wasn't up to scratch.

by Shirifa June 9, 2018

Sqwatchy

The uncomfortable feeling after not shaving/washing your pubes.

Dang man, haven't showered in 3 days, feeling kind of Sqwatchy.

by Cashloafe October 30, 2017

pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah

by paul hinton December 28, 2005