Sober as a dog

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

Kentucky Sober

"Kentucky sober" refers to the physical and mental state of a person after they have been to Kentucky Fried Chicken and entered a food coma that was so intense they got meat sweats. This results in them being "Kentucky hungover" the next day until the effects start to abate and they become "Kentucky sober".

Sorry, I can't hang out today I was at KFC last night and I'm not Kentucky sober yet...

by EllosJuldekoration January 27, 2023

Shobe

A Shiba Inu that is viral on the internet and is very cute.

That is a very thicc shobe

by mlemingshobe October 21, 2019

Sober as a goat

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

Sober Cab

Basically the same thing as a Designated Driver. They go with a group of friends to a party but don't actually participate in drinking but they drive their drunk friends home.

Ian's my sober cab.

by Neal Longhorn December 24, 2010

sober daddy

A sober daddy is a absolute cat who avoids piss like the fucking plague.

“Listen to ya your a fucking sober daddy” Danen Crowell 2020

by Ape Doughboy September 12, 2020

Lord Sobek

All Hail the Mighty God who allows thy reproduction but requires sacrifices of mummified crocodiles to preserve sperm counts.

Oh thank Lord Sobek my car survived the accident.

by Not_Tommy_Wiseau June 5, 2019