scruthers

when you swear on your penis’ life

‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’

by still/styll June 9, 2023

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009

Shruti Kumta

A nice and kind girl with a bigger heart than words can describe.

Why should one be a bitch when one can be Shruti Kumta.

by asthapasta January 12, 2015

spoutage

The spewing/overflow of liquid or words.

There was immense spoutage from the fountain.

We had to listen to his verbal spoutage of a vegan diet.

by HomeComic September 28, 2017

Shrutika

A cute and beautiful Indian girl who is very fun, loyal and annoying sometimes. Very smart and diligent. You are lucky if you have found a Shrutika in your life. Your life will turn into an adventurous story. She will give you a hope in your life if you are stressed. She is very loving, caring and she will give you all the positive vibes. She is a shoulder to cry on, in your hard times. She is that 3 AM friend who will love you selflessly. She trusts people very easily, so, don't hurt her.

Hey, I met my Shrutika today. I have been yearning for a girl like that my whole life.

by rishithaaaa.xo November 24, 2021

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

by D.J. III February 1, 2008

Shrutig

fucking, any cuss words, and fixing a roof

Holy shrutig, that girl is my brothers fiance, and I shrutiged lher ast night!

by Diana Kasanova June 27, 2009