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spread the mustard

To expel intestinal gas through the anus

syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot
by thephraseexpert June 5, 2010
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Sirettes

Feminine for Sir(s). As when in writing a letter: Dear Sirs and Sirettes.
Dear Sirs and Sirettes,
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow (ABTT) would like it entered into the record that as of January 30th, 2012,
the sum total of our donations was $1,023,121.24.
Stephen Colbert, President of ABTT, has asked that I quote him as saying, ''Yeah! How you like me now, F.E.C? I'm
rolling seven digits deep! I got 99 problems but a non-connected independent-expenditure only committee ain't one!''
I would like it noted for the record that I advised Mr. Colbert against including that quote.
--From Steven Colbert Legal letter to the F.E.C.
by Kwelstr March 2, 2012
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Spetzed

A word used to describe someone that is acting crazy, likely due to the effects of strong, Russian alcohol. Can also be used in a general context as a positive description of a friend, place or situation.
Did you see Jack last night? He was absolutely spetzed!

The establishment was crazy last night, really spetzed.
by J P Lankz June 4, 2019
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spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.
Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."
by Tetay October 21, 2006
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Ghetto Spread

It's like a charcuterie board, but much lower class. instead of nice cheese and curated meats, deli ham and craft singles
"Man, I heard the Wilsons down the street had a real ghetto spread this year, didn't know they were on such hard times."
by Delphian44 December 16, 2020
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lamb spread

A strain of marijuana sold in Harlem (and likely elsewhere in NYC) that looks like brownish schwag but gets you crazy high. Quite possibly laced with PCP.
"Dude, should we get lamb spread or chocolate?"

"Fuck that, let's just get delivery -- I don't feel like tripping my ass off on whatever's in that; I've got a paper due tomorrow."
by 830clik May 28, 2008
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spread eagle

When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half.
When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed.
by steve May 9, 2003
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