Balcony Spritzer

The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.

I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars below a balcony spritzer.

by Mrylin Sprtizer January 10, 2009

Spritzer

1. A drink made with wine and carbonated water and, usually consumed by females.

2. A word used to describe the act of shooting your load over females faces more generally known as a Facial.

1a. 'Pour me a tall drink of wine and soda please kind sir'?

1b. 'Certainly young lady'.

2a. 'Yeah, give me your love potion baby, all over my face'.

2b. 'Here it comes...SPRITZERRRRRR'

(Phrase must be yelled at the moment of facial decoration for maxium effect.)

by Mr Jaffa Cake March 6, 2009

Spratling

the name for the offspring of an individual or couple that has succeeded in either finance, academia or social fame. It is a refrence to the privilige inherent to being born to such individuals even though they currently have done nothing of merit for their own name.

"The spratling is turning 3 today"
"I can't believe how big your spratling is getting

by thrutch December 3, 2013

Spratshot

Before cuming you stick a sprat in your penis, and when you cum, it shoots out together with your cum.

Teodor: What did you do last night?
George: I did such a great Spratshot, you cant even imagine.
Teodor: Nice!

by Lil Šmek June 10, 2018

Spritzy

when a drink that’s carbonated is so fizzy that it tastes spicy

broooo this fuckin drink is spritzyy it burns my mouth

by the baller69420 August 17, 2018

Sprayzetortion

Threatening to bring an argument from one group chat into another group chat, usually containing more people. This is usually done to convince the other person to admit that they are wrong.

Amity: Your profile picture should not determine whether you are a furry or not!
Demitri: I'm bringing this to the other group chat.
Amity: No! Please don't use sprayzetortion on me.

by XenoPixel June 2, 2019

spätzle

A Southern German variant of pasta, also known as, the best item of food in Germany and virtually, the entire planet. Anyone who has tried it, and dislikes it, is a braindead simp.

Spätzle ist lecker, oder?
Nein alter, es ist absolut scheiß.
Hat jemand eine pistole?

Translation:

Spätzle is nice, isn't it?
No man, it's absolute shit.
Does anyone have a gun?

by GamRi March 1, 2020