An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.
Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.
by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014
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So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis
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Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.
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The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.
The after effect is a shriveled up hard on and a very sad man boy.
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