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self snitching

Self snitching, the act of posting evidence of a crime that you commited online.
Trayvon was self snitching when he posted pictures of himself with stolen property, on facebook.
by Gothamcityan September 25, 2017
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slothing around

def;- an act of just lazying around, an act of indolence , moving around clumsily or lazily.
: I was actually busy with other things, not just slothing around..

: I did nothing worthwhile today, just spent the day slothing around..
by prisociologist March 15, 2011
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Snatching

Lying, storytelling. Mostly used in Virginia.
Some nigga: Yeaaa i get way more pussy than you my nigga.
Some other nigga: Manneeee this nigga snatching.
by Fmoig@_k.amour December 30, 2020
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skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).
"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."
by David Davids0n March 3, 2010
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scorching balls

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
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Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.
My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.
by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011
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scorching take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!
by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021
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