"whoa! My ass hurts so bad from getting fucked by my girlfriend."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."
by nibbernibber niblerman January 7, 2020
Get the spokanemug. pronounced Spo-can’t
Definitions:
1. vomit or fecal matter.
2. inability to achieve mindless bliss.
3. a fear and ignorance induced paid slavery town in Eastern Washington.
Definitions:
1. vomit or fecal matter.
2. inability to achieve mindless bliss.
3. a fear and ignorance induced paid slavery town in Eastern Washington.
1. “Dude! Your dog just Spokane'd on my rug!!”
2. “I tried to believe in the imaginary greatness of Spokane but I spocan’t!”
3. “I just realized Spokane is actually a poverty stricken, oppressive labor force town pretending to be a civilized city.” “Duh, Spokane is just like every other corporate ruled place in the US!” But let's pretend everything is just peachy.
2. “I tried to believe in the imaginary greatness of Spokane but I spocan’t!”
3. “I just realized Spokane is actually a poverty stricken, oppressive labor force town pretending to be a civilized city.” “Duh, Spokane is just like every other corporate ruled place in the US!” But let's pretend everything is just peachy.
by Wittyhandle October 19, 2021
Get the Spokanemug. When you know everybody who runs events, owns the bars, production teams, bouncers, and generally work in the industry but none of the actual crowd in town actually knows or cares who you are.
Man Im really feeling Spokane famous right now having to work all these damn shows without getting paid lol.
by Spokanefamous May 22, 2025
Get the Spokane famousmug. Noun. A large metropolitan area, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Known for its meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth and homeless people.
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
"Hey babe, would you like to go to Spokane with me?"
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 29, 2023
Get the Spokanemug. A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.
Get high together and having no gay sex between men
Get high together and having no gay sex between men
"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"
by raphaelwantsplay September 6, 2022
Get the Green Spokanemug. Alright, so the girl poo's a little... then the guy cums on the poo... THEN you take the cum-poo, smash that shit between some cheeks (your preference), and dig in!!!
It's tradition, for the first councilor to break out "Kumbaya" on a guitar, to present them with a Spokane S'more!
by Skibidaweebop October 14, 2023
Get the spokane s'moremug.