Spokane's Boredom

Weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom.

Friday night
"I'm bored."
"A Spokane's boredom?"
"No way, man!!"
"Nohomo"
"Ok then but dont kiss this time"

by raphaelwantsplay September 6, 2022

spokane

a word used to describe a person who gets punked by females; also defined as simp

"whoa! My ass hurts so bad from getting fucked by my girlfriend."
"Don't talk to Donny he's a spokane bitchboy."

by nibbernibber niblerman January 7, 2020

Spokane famous

When you know everybody who runs events, owns the bars, production teams, bouncers, and generally work in the industry but none of the actual crowd in town actually knows or cares who you are.

Man Im really feeling Spokane famous right now having to work all these damn shows without getting paid lol.

by Spokanefamous May 22, 2025

Spokane

Noun. A large metropolitan area, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Known for its meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth and homeless people.

A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".

"Hey babe, would you like to go to Spokane with me?"
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 29, 2023

Green Spokane

A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.

Get high together and having no gay sex between men

"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"

by raphaelwantsplay September 6, 2022

spokane s'more

Alright, so the girl poo's a little... then the guy cums on the poo... THEN you take the cum-poo, smash that shit between some cheeks (your preference), and dig in!!!

It's tradition, for the first councilor to break out "Kumbaya" on a guitar, to present them with a Spokane S'more!

by Skibidaweebop October 14, 2023