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Spokane Spiderman

When your girlfriend wont have sex with you so you jerk off into your hand and sling it at her.
Mary wouldnt fuck me so I had to give her the ole Spokane Spiderman
by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019
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Spokane's Boredom

Weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom.
Friday night
"I'm bored."
"A Spokane's boredom?"
"No way, man!!"
"Nohomo"
"Ok then but dont kiss this time"
by raphaelwantsplay September 6, 2022
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spokane s'more

Alright, so the girl poo's a little... then the guy cums on the poo... THEN you take the cum-poo, smash that shit between some cheeks (your preference), and dig in!!!
It's tradition, for the first councilor to break out "Kumbaya" on a guitar, to present them with a Spokane S'more!
by Skibidaweebop October 14, 2023
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Spokane famous

When you know everybody who runs events, owns the bars, production teams, bouncers, and generally work in the industry but none of the actual crowd in town actually knows or cares who you are.
Man Im really feeling Spokane famous right now having to work all these damn shows without getting paid lol.
by Spokanefamous May 22, 2025
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Mt. Spokane High School

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.
Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.
by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011
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CYT spokane

Christian Youth Theater
A place where young people put on spectacular musicals and plays
A place where many of the straight guys are hot
A place where most people are nice
A place where you can belt into Zippity doo da and no one blinks
a place where secret pal sheets are obsessed over
a place where you meet friends that will allways be there
Your mom probably won't object to having CYT guys at your house becuase they are gentlemen
A place that is pretty exspensive
A place where non-guitar players are a minority
Where super-saturday is the best thing youve eva experienced
Where you will go out side and sometimes the guys will be playing football i the parkinglot, and soetimes its the girls
A place where you walk into the first dress rehersal and you hear people screaming: IM HOME!!!!
A place that is amazing!!!!!!!!
Hey Jessi, you wanna comeover tonight
HECK NO! I have CYT spokane rehersals!
dang it.
by Pyro and Newtella May 9, 2010
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Green Spokane

A night of weed, porn and handjobs between straight friends just for boredom without homosexual feelings.

Get high together and having no gay sex between men
"I'm bored. Do you want a Green Spokane?"
"No way, man."
"Nohomo"
"Ok then, but no kisses this time"
by raphaelwantsplay September 6, 2022
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