Splumming

When you get really excited and you just splump

Bro I got my first ace in Rainbow six, I'm splumming!

by Sumgoodass July 25, 2018

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Splamph

Ejaculation, result of male orgasm, Sperm

Following last nights session she was covered in splamph!

by Kaostheory777 March 8, 2008

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Slumpus dumpus

When you take a dump and the shit is so big that it sticks out of the toilet and slumps over.

"I just took a huge shit and it was a slumpus dumpus." -John

by Dingle cheese June 30, 2016

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Slumpethed

The old English form of slumped.

Caitlin was slumpethed after a long day of bullshit.

by Litteral Human Garbage April 30, 2019

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Slump season is a stage of minimal consciousness in one's day. Slump season is the name for the final minutes of one's day where their social battery and brain power are at an all-time low. Words are slurred, sentences are meaningless or even gibberish. Those in a stage of "Slump" could be mistaken as high or mentally disabled, and should not indulge in any activities requiring consciousness or intelligence (driving, writing a test, cooking food, etc.). Victims of "Slump Season" will often mimic the tonality and language of "Minions". Individuals in a stage of 100% Slump will completely open up and become engrossed in themes of sexuality and sensuality, snuggling and cuddling, and music/song dialogue.

Bradley: "oooooh bob, bob! I'm so snuggly and cuddly right now. uhhhhhh gawwwwd I feel so sensual and loose...
Person 1: "Yo, why does Bradley sound brain dead? He won't stop mimicking the minions and talking about "snuggling"
Person 2: Oh, this happens every single night before he goes to bed. He's in Slump Season. His Slump level must be between 95 and 100% .

by JimmerTheGod September 26, 2022

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