splosher

When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.

"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"

by Dirty Dazzy-D July 30, 2008

Splog

Spam advertisements in a blog's "comments" section, usually disguised as messages from anonymous users.

"I got nine comments for my recent blog post. Unfortunately, most if it was just a lot of splog."

"Wow, this blog is getting splogged."

by Forky September 14, 2005

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.

Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010

sploshing

running around naked in a room with many other people, throwing pies at them for sexual pleasure

my aunt likes to splosh with her neighbor friend

by Jeri October 19, 2003

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into sploshing?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.

by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez October 21, 2010

splogi

To wordjizz. The issuing forth of semen from the male urethra.
Origin: Romanian Slang

I splogied on him last night.
She liked the taste of my splogi.

by Phirkel May 8, 2003

Splosh

Splosh is a cup of tea without the milk, probably the most addictive drink known to man

hey ed would you like a cup of splosh?" " Yes please chriso

by CordellJewEgg August 15, 2010