Splendickulous

The savory taste of the male genitalia in a womans oral cavity

I was with lou the other night, he tasted splendickulous!

by Titsmeow April 19, 2019

Shitdick

A noun used towards a male friend who has gotten human stools on his glands penis due to engaging in anal sex.

Did you hear that Keegan’s a shitdick

by Conundrum of Philosophy March 1, 2021

shitdick

When the porta potty is full to the brim and you sit down to take a shit, you get shitdick.

I once used a porta potty at a festival and got shitdick.

by SL_VP February 11, 2020

shitdick

filling up the toilet until your wang is sitting on the shit you shat.

taking a shit so high it reachs your dick

by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003

shitdick

1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.

2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.

1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."

2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.

by sd_rick March 3, 2011

banana split dick

The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.

Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021

shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008