splitaniously

Something that doesn't occur instantaneously but occurs faster than a split second.

The thought occurred to me splitaniously.

I will be there splitaniously.

I got a splitanious response to my text.

by Fireheart storm March 10, 2022

SPLITACHEE

roblox player, good at da hood, has korblox, best macro ever, good with db and rev, and is VERY pro. at 1v1s. in dh.

(*friend* yo SPLITACHEE, wanna play da hood and jump sum1?)

(*SPLITACHEE* aii bet!)

by tiktok @soloedya May 4, 2022

splinta

a bad bitch

bro i just caught a splinta

by throwedyn October 24, 2023

Splintage

When a man's penis undergoes a phase in which blood circulation is cut off for about a week, and they undergo intense sharp (splinting) pains. By the end of the week or midway through the second week, the man must break the penis back into its flaccid state. This is commonly known to happen once a year. During this time the man will be extremely stressed, angry, and uninterested in things usually enjoyable by them.

This word is a derivative of splintage, which is the act of using a splint with a broken bone, however in this instance blood acts as the splint.

John: My splintage this year is killing me!

Brett: Haven't got my splintage yet this year...hopefully I don't get it during the game season!

by PluhhWalkuhh17 April 21, 2024

Spliftie

A Taylor Swift fan who enjoys smoking marijuana

The r/stonedswifties subreddit is chock-full of splifties!

by elliotisnt May 1, 2024

Spliffany

A chick who is always looking to get stoned. Never says no to getting down. Play on slang term spliff, a MJ cigarette, and female American name Tiffany.

We're out, call spliffany. You know she's holding. Fa sho.

by Stavka June 30, 2024