Slayer

The answer to EVERYTHING.

Q: What time is it?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Where should I put this?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Why did you do that?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: How did you do that?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: How long is this gonna take?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: When are you coming home?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Who did you vote for?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: What's your name?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: What's the square root of 5184?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Where are you going?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: Hey what's up?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

Q: How are you doing?
A: SLAYER!!!!!

etc.

by SLAYER!!!!!!!!!! May 27, 2011

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Do not listen to imbecile above me. Buffy is the greatest show ever to exist.

Simply genius. It is simply genius.

by Hydragon January 22, 2005

Vent Slayer

Someone who jerks off into air conditioning vents.

Yeah man, Jared is a total vent slayer lol.

by Spunnar August 6, 2017

Pussy slayer 69

The king of all the pussy slayers. The absolute living legend. The one and only.

Person 1: oh hey, did u see how Fitz smashed both Pokimane and Katerino?
Person 2: yeah, he is the ultimate pussy slayer 69!

by Thiccman-47 December 30, 2020

Youngling Slayer 5000

The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"

(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!

by Thathandleisalreadyinuebysomeo May 13, 2021

Slayer

Slayer (pronounced: SSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) is a metal band that the words "Awesome, Fuck Yeah, and FUCKIN METAL" can't describe. The only words that can possibly describe Slayer are "The GODS THAT FUCKIN SMASH THEIR HEADS AGAINST A WALL UNTIL IT IS PAINED BLOOD AND THEN STARTS SCREAMIN' FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone not worthy of "The Metal" will listen to slayer and their face will melt, their head will explode and leave a blooied corpse, only for the bloodied corpse to explode and leave nothing, wiping out their very existence from the universe. Chuck Norris himself listened to Slayer and has now locked himself in his mom's closet, crying.

Me: What the fuck are you listening to?

Girl: I'm listening to Justin Bieber! Isn't he cute?

Me: No. Listen to Metallica.

Girl: (types Metallica into the Youtube search engine) Eh, not really my style. Oh wait, it says i might like slayer

Me: I wouldn't do that if i were you,.....

Girl: (clicks slayer)
(slayer begins to play Angel of Death, girl's head explodes and the remains explode as well, leaving not even a speck of blood. )

Me: oh, she should have listened to me.....\m/ SLAYER!!!!! (listens to the rest of song)

by Chazm66....6 December 27, 2010

Land Monster Slayer

A person who engages in sexual activity with an unattractive female on a regular basis. A land monster is an unattractive female that resembles a prehistoric beast that somehow managed to make it on land and find a way to a party.

Frat Guy 1: "Dude, Max hooked up with another fat girl last night. He does that everytime he gets drunk!"
Frat Guy 2: "Good for him. He's definitely a Land Monster Slayer."

by Land Monster Slayer May 17, 2006