Corporate Spladder

Corporate Spladder (slang)- one's fall from the corporate ladder through being terminated, fired, laid off or pushed off. A tongue-in-cheek play on words in contrast to a North American concept of climbing the corporate ladder, a ladder said to be impossible to climb.

Created by two professional women, with corporate backgrounds, Corporate Spladder is a contemporary term for the aftermath of losing a job, what comes next and how it changes a person.

When I walked into work today, I had no idea I was going tob be fired. Talk about a total Corporate Spladder.

by Spladderettes June 3, 2010

spladge

Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity

S Hetherton spladged all over the walls

by King Kong December 2, 2004

splade

A half knife, half spoon.
The one and only son of the spork

u need not an example

by cs_zero September 14, 2004

slayde

A hard mother fucker from tha hood who likes to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Slaydes are mostly white, kill cringy skanks and faggot jews, fuck bitches, and wears a doo-rag.

Person 1: I heard person 3 is gonna get fucked up by Slayde.

Person 2: dude, person 3 is fuckin dead!

by Lol I farted January 24, 2017

Slaydick

a homosexual male version of Buffy who defeats evil doers by defacing their reproductive organs in hopes of deterring evil doers in the future. Primary weapon is a pink box cutter.

The Slaydick saved us all.

by Slaydick March 26, 2009

Spladanka

Horrid. Awful. Bad fashion.
Bit like Fuddy Duddy.
Except used more to do with what someones wearing.

"Oh look at that guys Spladanka zebra shorts"

by Spladanka! October 2, 2009

Vladdy Spladdys

This is the massive next morning dump you will take upon the cousumotion of mass amounts of Vladimir vodka.

big t.. dude what happened in here

woody..i just took a dump.

big t..dude that aint no ordinary dump there

woody..oh,i know. i had the Vladdy Spladdys

big t..damn son how much you drink?!?!?!

woody..bout 3/4 a bottle!!!

by t-star the great* March 19, 2009