shitzu

A type of dog. Kids in school 11 and below say it in school to substitute a word for "SHIT!" said so they wont get in trouble.

(teacher)Sorry Jimmy, you failed on this test.
(Jimmy)AW SHITZU MY MOM WILL KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by THATAWKWARDGUY6996 January 28, 2014

shitzel

A weird little convoluted turd. Very hard to accomplish.

Hey, look kids! I plopped a shitzel!

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

shitznit

poo, crap, shit.

Holy Shitznit.

by red October 28, 2003

Shitzopherenia

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.

"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"

by natasha c. April 29, 2008

Snitzengruben

Large ominous suspicious looking german sausages. Refered to in "Blazing Saddles" in the scene after sheriff Bart, the first black sheriff of the village of Rock Ridge, and Lily Von Stupp, a german show girl, slept together.

Sheriff Bart: 15's my limit on Snitzengruben.(After being offered another of the mysterious food by the german temptress)

by Smythe2000 February 5, 2008

Shitz Bath

When you accidentally defecate while trying to flatulate during a sitz bath.

Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.

by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018

Snitzernoodle

A german form of erotic activities where a girl licks the edge of a penis (or a noodle) and sneezes while the male hits climax.

"Dude! Last night was horrible. My girl snitzernoodled all over me."

by sydaniels February 26, 2021