Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

spider monkey

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)

Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night

by ridetherockittt November 29, 2007

Spider Monkey

The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey.

Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)

by Wagner/ Thrasher May 15, 2006

spider monkey

a kid or baby that iz 50% or 100% black

ohhh so im guessing your pregnant with a spider monkey since the daddys black

by white0girl087 July 5, 2006

flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.

by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008

spider monkey

Dot, towel head, Swami, Curry Smellin motherfucker..

That spider monkey smells like shit again Gus !

by Tom Callinan April 24, 2003

SpiderMonkeyism

The religion of being a fan of the master spider monkey kah kah also known as Shelby/Giggles/Tomato Face

My religion is SpiderMonkeyism, what is yours?

by SMKK March 10, 2020