Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

That's my speed

A statement used to communicate your preference for something.

-Coke or Pepsi?
-Coke, that's my speed!

by frandom April 5, 2020

speed freak

someone hopped up on amphetamines

"What's wrong with that guy? His eyes ar popping out of his skull and he's shaking!"

"He's a speed freak!"

by Nasty Nate August 22, 2003

Speed Demon

A person who drives extremely fast no matter where they're at.

Mom: Neil you're driving to fast slow down!
Neil: MOM! Let me drive because you know when Hector be driving like a speed demon and you dont say nothing!

by datdanny August 10, 2012

speed 2

A poor sequel to the original film Speed.

Speed 2 also features actress Sandra Bullock, it does not however feature Keanu Reeves.

Shortly after the opening of this film, Keanu Reeves became an A-List Celebrity.

" There's a Speed 2 now? "
" Yes there is "
" Is it any good? "
" I'm afraid not "
" Well how bad is it? "
" If you were blind I'd tell you to bring ear plugs "

by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006

Speed of Science

The speed at which poison, carefully marketed as a vaccine can be manufactured and distributed to every nation worldwide and pushed on the population via threats of lockdown, unemployment, segregation and societal exclusion.

No, of course we never tested the vaccine for transmission before it entered the market, we really had to move at the speed of science.

by SonnyElse October 20, 2022

one speed

all at once or continuing something without stopping

Let's do this one speed - right here, right now.

by IPSOFACTO July 7, 2008