spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

Spasticating

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

Spastic Songster

Someone who consistently gets bored about halfway through a song and submits to the urge to skip to the next one; usually when everyone else in the car is still enjoying the current song.

Jim: "Seriously, stop forwarding to the next song after we hear the chorus!"

Joe: "Sorry, I can't help it. I'm a spastic songster."

by smokingmole April 7, 2010

spastic rejects

a hyperactive group of individuals with little to no attention span whose refusel to take medication gives birth to what society deems, randomly-obnoxious and loud.

"those spastic rejects are destroying my house." shit! they're back, i told you that the spastic rejects are just society's bastards. "good luck finding a bus short enough for those spastic rejects." "spastic rejects!" "i'll coach the retards but i refuse to see or hear that knew brand of handicapped".

by timmy spastic July 25, 2011

Spaztick lingo

Right so basically I was in my maths class and I was gonna say to me mate "Im gonna shag ya nan" but coz I was angry and forgot what I intended to say and i said "Im gonna give ya nan the spaztick lingo".

spaztick lingo is another word for , shag , sex or intercourse
(Example in a sentence)

"Oh I would give her the spaztick lingo

by MCbattchy March 11, 2018

spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara

Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole

by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018

Spastic Cunt

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"

by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022