smirkable

Not quite worthy of laughter; able to be smirked at.

Napolean Dynamite was not funny at all. It wasn't even smirkable, in fact. Somehow it still became a cult film. Wtf?...

by ash1337 November 19, 2006

Shankable

ADJ. Worthy of shanking.

Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.

They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.

Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"

by Canal Win Crew August 28, 2009

Sparkle cake

A fat gay man

Person 1: Dude, look at that killer whale!
Person 2: Dude, that's no killer whale, that's a sparkle cake.

by ilovegaga January 6, 2012

Sparkle Bug

A sparkle bug is a plastic crawdad or crawfish with bejeweled eyes being sold on Etsy.

ooo look, there are sparkle bugs being sold on Etsy!

by Gomi Bitchard June 13, 2019

cajun sparkle

Cajun Sparkle is when a New Orleanian blows a load in the face of an individual and then proceeds to slap them in the face with a handful of glitter!

I was in New Orleans and I met this chick who wanted to blow a true Cajun, so I offered up my cock and after she blow me I proceeded to give gave her a Cajun Sparkle.

by Cougarpleaser2020 September 1, 2022

German Sparkle Party

When double rainbows meet German pop singers that are somewhat seen as possible homosexuals. In other words, a gayclash complete with strobe lights, drugs, sparkles, schnitzels, beer boots, pink bratwurst, rubber boots, party pants, ect.

Florian- *with a flirtatious hand gesture* I like German Sparkle Party~
Rudolph- Ach ja, I live to dancy-dance in thooose~~

by Shady-chan The Neko August 28, 2011

Sparkled

Means to be off your head on some drug, in a happy, trippy way, not in a negative way.

"I went to cotch at me mates with some draw and ended walking home proper sparkled"

by NickPhototropic October 5, 2005