spankypants

An affectionate name from one person to another

Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!

by sheryl williams December 25, 2007

spanky

When you just want to slap a girls ass because it appears so perfect.

That girl has a spanky ass.

by Noah Webster January 27, 2005

Spanx Whore

A woman who is not quite thin, and not quite fat. In the clubs, she goes out wearing Spanx, an undergarment (girdle) designed to conceal cellulite and bumps, but when her date takes her home, the undergarment is removed, revealing mountains of shocking fleshy cellulite and fat.

A: Wow! Regina looks so good! Did she lose weight?
B: No, she's got it all tucked in-- she a spanx whore.

by Christine Pinheiro June 12, 2007

Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.

Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."

by TangClock April 18, 2009

Spanky

Playful nickname for a guy who likes to spank his girl.

My spanky loves to surprise me with naughty spankings on my sexy little ass.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 27, 2004

Spanky

Principal skinners name in season 1

A term used to enlighten situations

Joe: “damn I can’t believe my girl cheated on me!”

His friend: “well that’s a spanky”

by Panther cartel June 28, 2021