spakow

the noise made when bullets fly off of a metal object.

spakow!! spakow!! spakow!!

by feet February 15, 2005

spakeling

When you blow diarrhea into the toilet and it ends up on your ass, the seat and the rim of the bowl.

Mama, someone shit on the toilet and i have to clean up the spakeling.

by pshooter October 17, 2008

SPAKANK

1) The sound of a cockslap. 2) The sound create from a penis coming into contact with an object, person, or slut. 3)An exclamation intended to shock and surprise, usually followed by a penis slapping the face.

I just whipped my shit out and SPAKANK!

Wana see something cool in my pants... SPAKANK!

by Mr. Ban January 7, 2010

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'

Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

by lucyindisguise July 26, 2011

spakerish

Old people have Spakerish children.

Hals a little bit Spakerish, how old were his/ her parents.

by Lstanfo1509 August 17, 2018

Spakelhora

it's a Swedish word for when someone has put on make-up and they look super pretty

Look at that Spakelhoras = Look how pretty she is

by swedish_dad September 23, 2020

Akl Spakl

Poop, spattered on the wall, smeared around in a creative sort of way;

Hey dude that's some cool Akl Spakl, did you make that?

by Justin Vman March 31, 2008