Souted

Scottish term for when shit-faced, making multiple typos, but attempting to act sober when on an online forum
Amalgamation of Shit-Faced and Outed.

xxx wrote 'AH DONT GIVfck hes DILDO'
yyy wrote 'You pished'?
xxx wrote 'nAW SObre'

yyy wrote 'SOUTED'

by FannybawsFaeBrillyunt October 20, 2010

Skorted

The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.

"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"

"Ahh man, you got skorted!"

by Cheridanc June 26, 2014

Sonted

A word you might use when you are trying to tell someone you are really stoned but are so stoned you can't spell.

I am really sonted

by A.Jade December 17, 2019

shorted

When your smoking a cigarette and the butt gets even with the
pointer and middle finger and you cant grasp the the end of it with your lips

shorted

by mr illusiv 4 July 2, 2009

storted

Started and sorted

"Alright get storted class"

by pig of the skies November 7, 2017

snorted up

snor-ted up
to enhale coke of othter powderd drug thew your nostroles

lets go get snorted up berofe class

by MAJIK b.k.a da po pimp August 25, 2003

sorternity

Greek organization, often times in representation of both fraternities and sororities..generally used during times of extreme intoxication or hangover

Hey brah, are you going to the sorternity kegger tonight?

by BANGERS69 February 24, 2011