Spoffing

adj. 1. Something fantastic. Utter brilliance.
2. To do something with a style only that of a geek could duplicate. (e.g. Beci Evans)

''It's a Spoffingly fine day today, isn't it Holmes? It's so Spoffing I think I'll go inside, make myself a glass of lemonade and come right back outside again''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

snoffing

when smoking you cough from all the smoke it makes you sneeze as well

"Damn dude stop snoffing, your going to blow up tha spot!"

by roachas February 2, 2008

Scoffins

Bread Doe cut into circles and fried until golden brown.

Wow Scoffins for breakfast!

by Struth Bloke February 18, 2010

Spoffing

Verb
Something Scott totally doesn't want to know what is because it's obviously from the dark corners of the internet... or from Portland... same difference.

We caught Maria spoffing the other night in Vegas and it was unbelievable....

by FractalWizard January 12, 2017

Swoffinator

The shittiest fucking Smite player on the planet

Solo laner: Yo bro you see that fucking guy 0-18 on arachne 10 minutes in?
Adc: Yeah man its fucking Swoffinator dude, what do you expect?
Solo laner: Oh shit my bad bro, didnt see, looks like we are losing this one...

by swoffinator July 25, 2018

Solfinn

A not nice guy that means Poland is not real. And the only thing he says thats true is that geyity is gay and should be erease from the world. He can sometimes be smart and have the best friends in the world. Always one dank and salty guy called Mario, one ultra fag and smart guy called Emil and ALWAYS a smart,politic and funny friend called Bartek from Poland.

Solfinn payed 100 dollars to the teacher to get a six at the exam!

by Bilbiggins September 14, 2018

Spoffin

Extremely rich. Wealthier than the average billionaire. Usually associated with Seafarer, the richest kid on earth.

I asked Seafarer if he'd like to go out to get some icecream but said NO because he has an icecream factory in his house due to him being "Spoffin".

by Dr. Cocktor KKK February 3, 2019