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Sooned

When a game developer says that they will show or update "soon"
X: damn they sooned us again
by ElNico56 August 7, 2019
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Boomer Sooner

An embarrassing display of school pride in an inappropriate situation.

Originally the fight song of the University of Oklahoma, convicted murderer Jeffrey Landrigan chose this phrase as his last words before he was executed on October 27, 2010.
Mike pulled an awful Boomer Sooner last night when he sang our school's song as he pissed on a cop car.
by O-kay! October 27, 2010
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sooner

1) People who snuck in to stake claim on Oklahoma land before the Land Run of 1889.

2) Now defined as an individual who travels ahead of the human procession.

3) Nickname of the University of Oklahoma athletic teams.
1) Jack was a sooner so he got the best land that was available in the Land Run of 1889.

2) I would rather be a sooner than wait for things to go my way.

3) The Oklahoma Sooner football team has seven national championships in the modern era.
by roxifict October 3, 2004
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A whining individual who cannot accept an outcome that does not go their way. One who will not stop bitching until even those that were on their side wish that the Sooner would just shut up. Other synonyms include whiner, crybaby, embarassment to football.
The Sooners lost to Oregon and haven't stopped complaining since. Perhaps they should pay more attention to the salary their starting quarterback receives at a car dealership (severe cheating) and less attention to a couple of miscalls.
by Jaheim September 22, 2006
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Boomer Sooner

When a male attempts to pull out of his partner before he ejaculates, but is not successful and blows his load in the middle of the pull out.
Man, I was hitting this girl from the back the other night, but I didn't have a rubber on so I had to do a pull out, but I didn't make it in time and Boomer Soonered inside her.
by ofj07 June 30, 2007
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A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.

Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.
'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'
by TeaPee April 17, 2006
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Boomer Sooner

What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!
Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.

Me: by who?

Bert: Koe Wetzel

Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!
by ZachAttack94 May 14, 2021
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