Columbian Snooter

A sexual act that involves a woman plugging one nostril and using the other nostril to snort a man’s most intimate juices directly from his penis when he achieves climax. It is most often preceded by oral stimulation but can be preceded by anal (Scented Columbian Snooter) or vaginal (Fishy Colombian Snooter) intercourse.

That girl is such a dirty whore I heard she gave Mike and his roommate Columbian Snooters.

Frank was complaining about his allergies so I told him to quit giving all his fraternity brothers Colombian Snooters.

by Dirty Bulldog July 20, 2008

Semen Spouter

One who intakes semen in the mouthhole and then spouts it in a sprinkler like fashion

That wench is a real semen spouter

by Beatdowns a Packin December 30, 2010

bj snooter

while recieving a blow job, bust in the back of the throat while simultaniously tickling the girl giving the blowjob causing them to laugh and having the cum shoot out their nose

"Yo, I heard Tom gave Sally the bj snooter over the weekend and now she refuses to give him head ever again."

by YosefStalin October 16, 2009

Shopped Shouter

Cynical people who constantly feel the need to comment "shopped" or "photoshopped" at almost every thing they encounter on the internet believing they are saving others from believing liars and fakers. Sometimes they are right but ironically they are now in fact making people believe real, truthful things are actually SHOPPED! They usually come out in large numbers and drown out all other conversation.

Bill123: Woah, that photo of a clown fish is pretty amazing

WoLfcry24: ITS SHOPPED DUMASSES!

Bill123: Uh, Clownfishes are real...

WoLfcry24: No, that weird "fish" is obviously photoshopped, trust me I can tell retard.

Bill123: god damn Shopped Shouter...

by holycrap:)??? August 25, 2009

Snooter

British slang

v. to harass verbally, particularly with demands
n. one who snooters

"Those who know Bertram best are aware that in his journey through life he is impeded and generally snootered by about as scaly a platoon of aunts as ever was assembled ..."

P.G. Wodehouse

by Jive Dadson July 31, 2011

Snotterfly

The butterfly shaped contents of a tissue, when you open and examine it after you've blown your nose, during a cold or fever.

Can be specifically used to freak out girls, mothers, and younger siblings.

Hey mum, look at my snotterfly!

I blew one hell of a snotterfly, and shoved it in my sister's face.

by Laudanum March 23, 2011

Snooter Trail

The drippings from a vagina left on furniture, the floor, or other people as a woman walks or runs away. A Snooter Trail may consist of semen, blood, menstrual fluid, urine, etc.

I creampied my girlfriend and she left a long snooter trail between the bedroom and bathroom.

Nikki sat on my lap during the concert and left a snooter trail on my pants after she got up.

by Vulgar Voyages May 13, 2018