Snooze Syndrome.

Alarm... Snooze... Alarm... Snooze.... Alarm... SHIIIIIT!

Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.
Beep beep.

Oh 10 more miniutes

Beep beep

*smacks snooze button*

Beep Beep

Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???

*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*
by Anna's February 8, 2010
mugGet the Snooze Syndrome.mug.

Fabiyan Snooze

1. The act of total relaxation for 15 to 20 minutes after a nice steamy shower (Usually with a towel on head still).

2. A type of pregame nap ritual in order to insure full late night capability

3. A time period after daily chores, painting nails, pretending to go to the gym, etc Therefore needing to rejuvenate. Because you deserve it.

4. Being hungover and binging on the DVR and closing your eyes for "15 minutes."
1. I need a quick Fabiyan snooze I had a rough day.

2. Taking a quick shower than a Fabiyan snooze.

3. I could really use a Fabiyan snooze.
by Penny511 November 15, 2014
mugGet the Fabiyan Snoozemug.

Snooze Shoes

To have your snooze shoes on is to be tired.
Shit man, I've been working all day, time to put my snooze shoes on.

Bro, I've have my snooze shoes on alllll day.

Insomniac- Where the fuck are my snooze shoes?
by gotmysnoozeshoeson October 28, 2009
mugGet the Snooze Shoesmug.

snooze whore

Someone who constantly abuses the snooze button in the morning.
Bob: "Why were you late again to work"
Steve: "Because I hit the snooze button for over an hour"
Bob: "You are such a snooze whore"
by Mojo R.C. January 1, 2009
mugGet the snooze whoremug.

Snooze a Bitch

When you are having sex and your girl and she starts moaning rhythmically like an alarm clock, so you punch her in the head like a snooze button and knock her the fuck out.
Bro 1 - Last night I got some strange and had to snooze a bitch.

Bro 2 - How long did you snooze?

Bro 1 - Till I came in her fucking nose!
by Rammz September 7, 2012
mugGet the Snooze a Bitchmug.

gooze and snooze

When you a guy masturbates, then "cums", and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping.
I cant get to bed so i'm going to pull a gooze and snooze.
by Ewan February 1, 2004
mugGet the gooze and snoozemug.

sniz and snooze

To have sex then immediately fall asleep do to powerful nut busting. You feel me. Busting all kinds of nuts then snoozin.
Man pussy so good had me a classic sniz and snooze.
by Buddhalovesbooty69 June 9, 2018
mugGet the sniz and snoozemug.

Share this definition