Stonkered 

Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.

"Y'know Adam? Well, he was upstairs with Jennifer last night and he absolutely stonkered her!"

Stonkered by BuffaloJoe1 May 12, 2015

Snookirella 

Descriptive term derived from the base words, "Snooki" and "Stella".

A loud, obnoxious woman, usually of limited intellectual capacity, whose primary concerns are partying, getting drunk and being the center of attention.

Your snookirella cousin just called asking for bail.

I can't believe they invited that snookirella!

Snookirella by redPooka April 21, 2011

skonkered 

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

skonkered by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

Trouser Snorkeled 

To receive oral sex with your pants on (male).
Your boner rises out of your trousers much like a snorkel out of the water

Hey jimmy did you catch the concert last night?
Yes. But I missed the opening act. My girl trouser snorkeled me in the parking lot.

Trouser Snorkeled by Greg Toland May 23, 2015

snooker 

1. n. billiard game played on a large table.
2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.

T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?
J: sure!
T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.
J: no way, you snooks

snooker by who'sfat? April 29, 2006

snooker 

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.

(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!

snooker by Bob & Friends October 6, 2008

Snooker Punched 

When an annoying bitch gets sucker punched in the face by a guy due to excessive drunk shit talking.

Joe: Dude you won't believe what happened at the bar last night, Kathy got snooker punched by a negro!

Frankie: Oh I believe it, that bitch never knows when to shut her damn mouth. What did u do about it, did you try to fight him.

Joe: Na man i bought that mother fucker a beer, I swear if I had to listen to that bullshit for one more minute I would of snooker puched the drunk cunt myself.

Frankie: Word

Snooker Punched by Smiffty Cent August 11, 2010