Poo Snookerer

One who pots the brown not the pink

I am a poo snookerer cos I enjoy bumming guys

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

snookered by the red

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.

damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,

by bumholegenies May 27, 2009

chinese snooker

A Chinese snooker is where the cue ball in a game of snooker rests just in the pocket with the pocket cushion preventing the player being able to get a clear shot at the object ball - thus creating a snooker but not in the conventional sense of being snookered behind other balls.

Ian got lucky, the white ball ended up in a Chinese snooker so I ended up losing the game

by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013

cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

snooker loopy

The act of sexual intimacy where the women tends to grab the mans ball sack and hits it with a poker type item (hitting the pink).

This continues until the man is fully aroused she then sticks the poker type item up his arse-hole (potting the brown).
The man usually acts to the intense pain by (althougth sexually aroused) entering the womens clunge (balls deep).
The act ends when the man ejaculates and makes a foul shot (potting the white stuff in the middle pocket)

Lucy began a game of snooker with Dick. Dick then took control of the game and snookered Lucy big time.
Snooker loopy nuts are free!!!

by Love god March 22, 2012

Snooker Von Arwenhoser

Arwen's Pirate alter ego. Captian of the S.S. BathroomSink; sailing The Seven Rooms, in search of burried treasure. Arch rival of Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas.

Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser ordered his first mate, Mousey the Weedwacker to return fire!

by Tink January 24, 2005

snooker balls in socks

floppy knockers

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks

by hatband April 27, 2009