sneakerhead

1. A person who collects limited, rare, OG, or flat out exclusive kicks. Usually the collection consists of Jordans or Dunks.
2. A person with background knowledge of certain sneakers.

Yo, that cat always be rockin fresh sneaks. Gotta be a sneakerhead.

by brandoneezy March 21, 2005

Light in the Sneakers

Homosexual, normally refering to a "fairy".

Fairys have wings and therefore light on their feet.

Guy1: "That guy is carrying a man purse!"
Guy2: "Yup he is probably a little light in the sneakers."

by Evan916 September 29, 2006

Sneaker Hoe

A ghetto broad who lures thugs and urban males by wearing nothing but sneakers. Many of these street walkers dream to be in a Rap video or a Hood Sexy magazine. They would do anything/anyone to cop a fresh pair. Statistically speaking, 92% of Sneaker Hoes end up working the Checker's Drive through window, sporting sneakers that many will never see. The dream never dies.

My marriage was ruined by a Sneaker Hoe.

by it'shammatimeyo March 23, 2012

Sneakergasm

This tingly feeling you get when a cold pair of kicks catches your eyes (Jordans , Maxes , SBs , Ect.. ) .

Guy1: Bro have you seen the new Lebrons?
Guy2: The Summit Lakes ? Hell yea them joints wet AF!
Guy1: I know nigga I damn near had a #Sneakergasm When I first seen em.

by Young Trainz August 25, 2012

sneaker pimps

Term coined by the Beastie Boys and used as one who finds kick-ass shoes for another. (plural form)

Oh yeah, we have a sneaker pimp. He goes and finds rare shoes for us.

by unknown July 16, 2004

Tight Sneakers

"Tight Sneakers" is a term that Phil's dad uses to describe any intense or troublesome situation. An example of this would be being pulled over. The term was adopted by Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for their Saturday adventures, which they pretend are episodes of a Sitcom called Tight Sneakers. The first episode was called DJ's and BJs. In each episode Judson drives, Phil is on shrooms, Zack retells the events of each night, and Austin plays DS and wears loose sandals. The Tight Sneakers are an elite force, an unlikely band of misfits, a hodgepodge of characters, and it works. They plan to have guest stars in the future. When using the term "tight sneakers" or referring to these adventures, one should always "give credit where credit is due" -(Dante Hicks, Clerks), and site their influence from Phil's dad for the phrase, and Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for the adventures.

Phil: Oh man, the coppers are flashing their lights and sirening me.
Phil's dad: Tight sneakers, Philip, tight sneakers...

Phil: Man, I cannot wait for the next Tight Sneakers, during which I shall be on shrooms.
Judson: Yes, and I can't wait to sit behind the wheel of your puke-green Suburu Outback, 2000 edition again, Phil.
Zack: You are both right, July 2nd was loads of fun, as I have explained to multiple audiences, so this shall be even more fantastic.
Austin: Me and my loose sandals would like to know: where that DS at?

by Robert Lawrence Paulson July 11, 2006

g-unit sneakers

regular reebok classics with g-unit on the side

hey since im a wigger, i get g-unit shoes
yay

by beau h ligmen March 20, 2004