Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

Snart

When you sneez and accidentally fart as a result.

"AAAAA-CHOOOO-Pvvvvvvvvt-OOOOOO" (example of a Snart)

by Kowdee December 9, 2008

smarty pants

someone who displays intelligence in an annoying way

Amy: Oh no. Here comes Mark, Mr. Smarty pants.
Becky: I’ll bet he’s going to tell us about how to fix my car.
Amy: I’m sure you’re right. He’s always shooting his mouth off about all the things he can do.

by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Sparty

1) A party consisting of exactly 300 people. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

2) (true to the word) A party consisting of exactly 300 half-naked men in Spartan outfits. Any extra people are kicked out by the party hosts as they yell, "THIS...IS...SPARTA!!!!!!!!!"

Hey dude, you going to the TCNJ sparty, they got 298 people. If we make it quick, we won't get kicked down the well.

by Cado Solum August 23, 2009

snarsty

anther way of saying 'sick nasty' combined...the R sounds better

Em: omg did you see those rims of that car?!
Nick: Yo those were snarsty

by Em&Nickkk January 3, 2009

Smartypooper

A person who is a know-it-all
Derived from partypooper

"Don't use my smartypooper lingo against me!"

by Neema Nanna February 9, 2009

Snartist

A sexy nerd artist. Usually a hipster boy who is good looking and possesses just enough nerdy-ness to still retain some kind of cool factor. Probably wears those nerdy non-prescription hipster glasses and beanies. Must be uber skinny and awkward looking, yet is desirable to females. Must have some sort of lame hobby, like video games or computer hacking. Also must posses significant artistic abilities such as drawing, painting, or graphic arts.

Kelly: "Ugh I'm sick of all these douche bag jock guys. I need to find myself a snartist boyfriend!"

Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."

by hah twan April 14, 2011