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faggot snapshot

Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.
"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."
by Nedla93 June 9, 2013
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Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.
"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler
by Lady Bob July 12, 2007
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Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.
- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"
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Backrow Snipeshow

An event that occurs in (mainly) a high school classroom and sometimes even a university lecture hall. The act in which an innocent student attempts to answer a question posed by a teacher, and, upon incorrectly answering said question, the snipeshow occurs. First, an occupant of the backrow of the classroom will stand up, point, and yell "sniiiiiipeshow" so as to single-handedly verbally abuse the student who wrongfully responded to the question.

Rarest of all, however, occurs when an Ultimate BackRow Snipeshow occurs, where, prior to the unleashing of the snipage, the lights dim and there is utter silence in the room. Once the snipe has been performed, the victim will then run from the room and never return to class out of sheer public embarrasment.

i. eminated from Iroquois Ridge in Oakville, ON, Canada
Teacher: And so therefore, who can tell me what the quotient divisor of a negative reciprocal of the root based power of integer 93 will be?

Student: X squared to the two-eights over 9

Teacher: No.

<Split-second moment of silence>

(BackRow Snipeshow)

Kid: SANNNNNNIPPPPPPED!
by kroozie March 22, 2006
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Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.
Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.
by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015
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Snapshow

A person that has had a previous history of uncontrolled outbursts of anger. They may scream, yell, and even become physical due to small and insignificant occurances.
Did you see how mad he got after missing that shot? What a snapshow.

or

All I did was make a simple joke, yet the snapshow had to take it seriously and punch me.
by sunriverssnapshow June 4, 2010
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Snapshitting

The act of taking a selfie for snapchat whilst in the midst of taking a shit.
John: (shitting whilst on snapchat)

Richard: (recieves snap) John, are you snapshitting again?
by Iainator May 22, 2014
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