Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 15, 2007

Cum Snorting Sea Dragon

Derogitory Term used to descrbe a super bitchy middle aged female, who is obviously a dragon (also known as a women who don't get some) and from years of not being slayed has developed an uncanny way to piss people off in all aspects of life.

"Dude my Science Teacher is such a Cum Snorting Sea Dragon!"

by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

dicks sporting goods

A store that sells sporting goods.

I went to dicks sporting goods to buy a baseball.

by softballcatch124 August 4, 2007

Sporting Lisbon

The most successful portuguese sports club and the world's most ecletic. Characterized by being a global major football, futsal, athletics, roller hockey and volleyball powerhouse, among other modalities. In terms of number of titles, it's only comparable to Barcelona or Real Madrid, in Europe.

Sporting Lisbon is one of the biggest sports clubs in the world and the most successful in Portugal.

by great_ramos April 22, 2011

smorfing

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.

Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.

by Revchu March 24, 2004

Sporting The Big V

To sport the big V is to still have one's virginity, to be a virgin

"Hey Chris, Did you know that Jess is still sporting the big V?!"

by samuwel April 26, 2006

sporting hoods

the act of having an uncircumsized penis.

Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods

by pjmcphats July 1, 2006