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Pooch Smooch

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)
Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof
by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021
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Shmoosted

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.
Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.
by Hindenburg March 9, 2012
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slooshy

to hear
I slooshied that new song on the radio
by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001
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shower smooch

When a female achieves orgasm using a removable, shower head set to massage!
Last night while cleaning my vagina I suddenly gave myself the best shower smooch ever!
by AllThatsJoey January 17, 2004
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Skooshy Cream

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)
by Squirtycream December 13, 2021
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smooshie

A word used most commonly for a smoothie which has a large amount of ice cream added to increase thickness levels. The word, when written or typed, is usually in upper case, and may sometimes include an exclamation mark to signify the complexity and greatness of a 'smooshie'.
The words less common uses include:
>A piece of sushi
>A slushie (or slush puppy)
I'm very keen for a SMOOSHIE!
by steinburger January 13, 2011
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Sfoos

a term used to describe someone who is in terrible shape. Or someone who is so fucking out of shape
this dipshit can't even run 3miles he is Sfoos

This sfoos motha fucka can't even do 10 push ups
by don encarnocion June 18, 2009
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