Pooch Smooch

The act of giving a dog (pooch) a real big kiss (smooch)

Guy: I’m gonna give you a pooch smooch
Dog: Woof

by Toast Taste Good June 27, 2021

Shmoosted

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

by Hindenburg March 9, 2012

slooshy

to hear

I slooshied that new song on the radio

by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001

shower smooch

When a female achieves orgasm using a removable, shower head set to massage!

Last night while cleaning my vagina I suddenly gave myself the best shower smooch ever!

by AllThatsJoey January 17, 2004

Skooshy Cream

A Scottish term for whipped cream in a can.

Scotsman: Cuid ye gimme th' Skooshy Cream?
American: huh?
Scotsman *slams hands on table: A'm waantin' some o` yer sweet sauce. Th' nectar o' th' gods. A'm waantin' whit na jimmy kin hae, bit a' jimmy crave. A'm waantin' th' skoosh. A'm waantin' that precious aerated mixture o' dairy 'n' nitrogen.

American: -_- I hate when you do this. (passes Skooshy Cream)
Scotsman: Ta. (proceeds to put Skooshy Cream on his Ice cream)

by Squirtycream December 13, 2021

smooshie

A word used most commonly for a smoothie which has a large amount of ice cream added to increase thickness levels. The word, when written or typed, is usually in upper case, and may sometimes include an exclamation mark to signify the complexity and greatness of a 'smooshie'.
The words less common uses include:
>A piece of sushi
>A slushie (or slush puppy)

I'm very keen for a SMOOSHIE!

by steinburger January 13, 2011

Sfoos

a term used to describe someone who is in terrible shape. Or someone who is so fucking out of shape

this dipshit can't even run 3miles he is Sfoos

This sfoos motha fucka can't even do 10 push ups

by don encarnocion June 18, 2009