Smiling Jackson

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.

Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!

by Mr. Moogles July 23, 2009

Smiling Taco

A Mexican woman's vagina.

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.

by DrOlives September 6, 2013

Sizing

A business meeting. Whenever you’re asked for your opinion, say 3. Repeat until the meeting is over.

We know you’ve got a lot of work, but can you join us for sizing?

by Dixusksycjd January 5, 2021

Seizing

A last minute change of plans or possibly risky judgement call between a group of best friends pertaining to their plans for the evening. Based on the saying 'carpe diem', or 'Seizing the Day'. Usual partners in crime include rum, tequila or both and a walk of shame from a significant others house the following morning.

"Instead of sitting inside on a Wednesday evening and doing nothing, lets go to the bar down the street, get rip roaring drunk amongst friends and strangers, and then let hot guys buy us drinks and take us home."

"Now that's seizing it like no tomorrow! Be ready in 10!"

by Lockerazzi Monster December 30, 2009

Nemanja smiling

A act that never happened

Those who say they saw him smiling were lost the very next day they saw him smiling

1:I saw Nemanja smiling
2:no no you dint
1:but i-
2:no
1:ok

by Fuckyoupetre October 31, 2021

over actively smiling disorder (osd)

A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations

over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy

by Muslim1 December 17, 2009

smiling from across the room

When the person wants to rape you.

Me: hey that man keeps staring at me

Other: yea that's angel, when he is smiling from across the room he wants to rape you.

by Istealstuff December 30, 2012