Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

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by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

Smithy

A poor job, especially in a educational context. A south-east Australian expression and common in Tasmania.

That teacher did a smithy.
That video was a bit of a smithy.

by Pattys boy August 17, 2022

A smithy

Taking your money without asking and then expecting not to pay it back when caught out.

A Smithy is someone creating a fantasy football league to rob your mates

by Salid Muncher September 15, 2020

Smithy

Tbh you don’t really wanna know it’s that bad. It’s the next level after a bot burger.

Smithy, is a bot burger.

by Liam Collins February 21, 2020

SMITHY

the one who can bring voice pitch to a whole new level of high

AAAAAAH, SHIT MY EARS HURT , HOW HIGH IS THAT?! IS HE POSSIBLY A SMITHY

by Kebdkzn March 8, 2020

Smithy Sanchez

You may have heard of a dirty sanchez but this is much more filthy. It's when you find out a player isn't playing in a forthcoming fantasy gameweek and you transfer them out for someone who is. Despicable behaviour

Smithy: "Phew, just transferred out an overpriced underperforming midfielder because he's not in the starting XI tonight"

Everyone: "Wait, what, have you just pulled a Smithy Sanchez?"

Smithy: *feels guilt for the rest of time*

Cecil: "Push the lion button"

by MarkNortherns June 2, 2018

Dirty Smithy

When you snort a bag of flour off a turkish boys head and then shit all over a trowel. Wipe the shit on your arms and do the YMCA

Is he ok he's gone nuts
Yeah looks like he's gone and done the "dirty smithy”

by Stokeymemeist July 16, 2025