Sleemo

A tired, sleepy, emo.

Wow. I'm feeling so sleemo today.

by grrrawrgrr January 14, 2007

smegmonarchy

The belief in the divine right and royalty of smegma.

I think Staci is insane. She's become a rabid cock-cheese munching believer in smegmonarchy!

by scodder March 22, 2010

smeefo

the sound made when, in gay sex, air travels into the anus and gets pushed back out when the other guy rams it back in

gay dude 1: "UGH"
gay dude 2: "UGH"
*smeefo happens*
gay dude 2: "uhh... you smeefoed"
gay dude 1: "PUT IT BACK IN, IM NOT DONE YET"

by go deeper daddy August 12, 2017

Smeedophilia

When your name is smeed, have a ford transit van and you are attracted to little kids.

Oi fam that kids look dashing 👀
Mate you've got smeedophilia

by BlackTV August 19, 2017

Smegmor & Pubezilla

The unstoppable duo comprising of Smegmor, the ruler of all smegma, and Pubezilla, the Bhutanese monster comprised entirely of pubes. They have existed for many thousands of years and are feared by many of the 34 people who live in Bhutan.

Guy 1: Oh no, it's Smegmor & Pubezilla!

Guy 2: We're doomed!

Guy 3: What a crap way to be killed.

by Blue Whale December 12, 2008

seemonster

A good looking person that many people are attracted to. They are called a seemonster because no one can tame them or put them on a leash.

Carl is a seemonster

by roanck November 7, 2008

SkeEmo

A skater kid that is also an emo kid

Hey look at that SkeEmo, he is skating and cutting himself.

by Del'von April 24, 2008