smoof

The most amazing material known in existence, that the man doesnt want you to know about. It is also one of only 3 materials that are genie proof.

the man doesnt want you to know about smoof.

by WHYsuchHate August 21, 2006

Smoof

The act of pushing two peoples cheeks together so hard that they are squished together.

Come here baby, lets smoof!

by Mariam Bee July 4, 2008

Smoffee

Smoke + Coffee

- yo!, fancy a smoffee?
- sure, let's go!

by nullsub February 12, 2010

smoofy

no definition

"Dude. Smoofy."

by cliche August 15, 2003

smoofie

"Smoofie" is a term of endearment shared among awesomely cool, genuinely nice people. The term is intended to convey respect and affectionate regard, particularly among colleagues who work closely with one-another in a small business. It's a bit silly, but sweetly intended.

In a daily newsletter or blog, for example, the greeting is: "Good Morning, smoofies..."

Or when directly addressing a colleague, you might say, "Hey, smoofie...'sup?"

Please note: this word and its unique spelling is only to be positively construed. Similar words/definitions are not the same.

by KennethTheBarista January 20, 2014

smdyfsh

acronym meaning; suck my dick you fat skanky hoe. :')

HEY, smdyfsh!

by nanaaar January 15, 2011

Smooficating

Not being able to breath due to the weather being so hot. A cross between smothering and suffocating.

I have got to get out of this blazing heat. I am smooficating

by bamacj42 July 23, 2010