smashed pasty 

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

smashed pasty by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008

smashed burrito 

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

smashed burrito by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

smashed crab by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007

Smashed all Crazy 

When two people correlate in the act of such mind blowing bangin, head tramatizing, nasty, unadultrated, unfiltered, sloppy, OMFG, raw, just plain stupid dumb, like never before, all day, not even answering mama's phone calls, insane, hellacious, probably have a child from, rediculous, if this is wrong then I don't want to be right, we're going to hell for this, type of sex

I met this fine ass gurl the other day. I got her number and smashed all crazy.

Smashed all Crazy by Dontreal December 8, 2009

smashed spider 

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her smashed spider.

smashed spider by Anonymous July 28, 2003

smashed out 

v. (state of being) When a person has played Super Smash Bros. entirely too much, and can no longer stand the game.

It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.

"No, seriously guys, I'm smashed out. Turn that off, lets watch some TV."

"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."

smashed out by University Inn April 24, 2008

Smashed her gash 

to smash a girls gash is to hurt her vagina during sexual intercourse by being to rough/voilentl.

"man i fucked her so hard, i smashed her gash"

Smashed her gash by ooooox3 February 25, 2009