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Super Smash Bros. Brawl 

Noun:

A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as tourneyfag, tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
Person A: Damn, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is great. But what could make it even better?

Person B: *whines about no wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*

Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to Smashville and owns Person B*

Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your casualfag ass!

Super Smash Bros 

When 2-8 people are fucking, and whenever someone cums 3 times, they lose.
Person 1: Did you hear Johnny got 3-Stocked?
Person 2: Yah, he got destroyed by that dude. He’s so trash, he shouldn’t play Super Smash Bros anymore.
Super Smash Bros by BladeZGX November 10, 2020

Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex! 

"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!" is often used in situations where your playing super smash bros and get beaten to the point where you forget that you're playing a game and know that the only comparison to what's happening to you is forceful anal sex.
*Gets blasted off into oblivion*
"Wait a minute, this isn't super smash bros. this is anal sex!"

Super Smash Bros for Wii U/ 3DS 

Super Smash Brothers for Wii U/ 3DS is the latest installment of the Smash Bros series.

Released October 4 2014 for the 3DS and December 6 for the Wii U.

Featuring lots of characters from Mario to Mii Fighters.

Featuring 3rd party characters like Sonic The Hedgehog, Mega Man and Pac-Man.

It has amiibo support, which you can train your amiibo to become a professional fighter.

It has an Online mode, featuring 2 modes: For Fun and For Glory, For Glory is the most played mode.

There is an item system that drops items in the battlefield randomly to help you out.

There are also 4 DLC characters: Mewtwo from Pokémon, Lucas from Earthbound, Roy from Fire Emblem and Ryu from Street Fighter.

There is also a Tournament Mode, where you can compete with players from all around the world.

There is also a stage creator mode, but it's pretty "useless" most of the times, because most people make unapropriated stages, like dick stages.

There are many and many things to talk about more, but if you wanna know more, go to the Smash wikia.

Then you can find all things Smash there.
Hey bro! Let's play Super Smash Bros for Wii U/ 3DS?

Yeah man, count on me!

Cocomelon mama coco smash bros

Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"
John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s

Pro Smash Bros Player 

1. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros.

2. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros, who has also been accused of and/or admitted to being a paedophile.
John: Yo, that guy over there? He's a Pro Smash Bros Player.

Benjamin: You're gonna need to elaborate on that.

Super smash bros melee 

The literal best competitive fighting game in all of existence
“Fuck fortnite let’s go play super smash bros melee on my old game cube