smartness

something you probably dont have

Dude, you have a smartness level of zero!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!ONE

by jambley July 30, 2008

smarts

Usually a remark made when someone shows an act of stupidity. Also see dumbnut, stupidhead, retard, fool, or slow.

"Umm, 5 x 5 is 30."
"Way to go, smarts."

by Jaquie January 11, 2007

smart

not you

you are not smart you dumbass

by jghdfsyuvgfuygf December 20, 2017

smart

Having intelect; Not stupid;

I do well in skool, i am smart

by den March 26, 2003

Smart

Someone who is intelligent

*Your name* is not smart for looking up the definition of "smart."

by Einsteins dog December 7, 2010

smarts

Having intelligence or experiencing minor pain.

Also a well known alias, smarts is said to be one of the harder people online to get along with. However, if you manage to befriend him he is one of the best friends you could ever have. Sly wit, morbid humor, but mainly one of the intelectually lazy.

*** smarts ([e-mail]) has joined #lobby
(smarts): hi ;)
*** Hutch ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: i hate smarts)
*** Chimera ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
*** Akkarin ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: I don't want to be here anymore)
*** helba ([e-mail]) Quit (Quit: die smarts)

by tGoM September 18, 2008

smarts

another word for brain or gray matter

"i will kill you, commit suicide, and kill you again, put your smarts on the side of your garment, nigga stop fucking with me, RIP" ~ Jay-Z

by C Wayne June 23, 2005