urban dictionary smartass

a person like me in this very particular case. In other words a person who makes up words and adds on the Urban Dictionary for no particular reason, and by doing so creates confusion among fake and true meanings of a word or a phrase.

Urban Dictionary Smartasses have filled this dictionary with a vast amount of unreasonable definitions.

by giorgiam June 14, 2011

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

smartass-know-it-all

Bill W.

When Bill W. has something to say, he thinks he's a smartass-know-it-all.

by Shell S. August 12, 2003

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

smartassity

Smartassity is a feeling or a way of acting. It's being a smart ass but more.

Wow. Aren't you being smartassity today.

My teenager is in the smartassity stage.

by Dani65 April 5, 2020

Smartassical

The action of, or the relation to smartassery/smartass behavior

dude1: i hate smartasses.
dude2: you could say you hate smartassical people.
dude1: i hate you.

by Funxey August 10, 2024

smartass

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by your mother's significant othe July 20, 2022