Smack Dick

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

smackfic

A work of fan-fiction written to express the author's dislike of a character or characters from the canon source. Typically this will involve exaggerating the traits or habits that the author dislikes in the characters, and ensuring that these have negative effects

John disliked Akane Tendo, a character from Ranma 1/2, because he thought she jumped to conclusions too often. He wrote a smackfic in which Akane jumped to the conclusion that she was a walrus and jumped into the ocean to return to her native habitat.

by Piemur1 (with Elisteran's assistance) January 8, 2004

smackdigity

Adjective, used to intensify the awesomeness of something that cannot be explained using any other word; Not to be used when describing something serious.

1. Hey man, that was one smackdigity party last night.

2. Hit up any smackdigity poon lately?

by Guppy05 July 31, 2007

smuckduck

a person who eats poop nonstop. also defined as a meranda.

What the fuck is that smuckduck eating now?? He is such a meranda.

by stugan October 11, 2011

Smackjack

The act of smacking your girlfriend, and/or violently laying the smackdown on her stupid mouth.

Girlfriend: "Hey, your an idiot with a stupid mouth!"

James/boyfriend "Say that again and I'll lay the smackjack on yo ass!!!"

by Russ Diesel October 27, 2011

sacklick

Someone who licks ballsacks because they are so thirsty for drama that they go around licking the sacks of males for attention.

That Brenda Lamb, she is such a sacklick. She cant even lick herself in the mirror.

by RReckit ReeCee November 27, 2016

Smacktackable

A food that is smacking, meaning it is delicious and enjoyable to consume.

Those tacos were smacktackable!

by Damedollasign January 11, 2020