slorangutan

A slut and whore who tells ape-shit crazed stories and uses slutty/whorish behavior in attempts to inflate their ego and self-image due to their lack of dignity, morals, self-respect, and intelligence.

These people tend to be sleazy, bougie, boastful, trashy, senseless, classless.

"Damn dude! Slorangutan keeps telling me about all the dudes that are in love with her and brags about all the dick she's sucked in the past month.. This isn't a competition.. What a slore. She's gotta stop trying to live in guys' laps. No bueno."

by Ustin-Jay November 1, 2013

Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

snoringpotato

SnoringPotato is a sweaty try hard on the call of duty series. HE IS A POTATO

Jimmy:SnoringPotato is so bad we'll his name has potato in it.
After that match...
Jimmy:WTF F*** S*** HIS SO SWEATY

by Daffy Duck October 5, 2015

Sloridge

The creamiest of all cheese, it reeks of pure slum and oozes out in a cement type form.

Jesus did you hear about _____ and his sloridge

by King sloridge February 4, 2021

scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.

1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

by high score May 20, 2008

Snoring Mary

A vagina that snores, only at night

Is it normal to have a Snoring Mary?

by LydiaT May 30, 2011

storing a charge

When you are holding in a huge poop

Why are you walking funny?
I have been storing a charge ll day.

by Xecium March 1, 2015