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Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.
"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."
by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010
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Slope Side Layover

A total waste of time spent on the side of a ski slope waiting for a companion skier(s) who is simply not up to the task.
Après skiing conversation:

How were the lift lines?

The lift lines were the least of my problems. I think I spent half the day doing slope side layovers!
This is not more fun & smiles!

Flingwings
by Flingwings November 22, 2007
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Ski-slope tits

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.
Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".
by mtstew August 14, 2009
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slopecrawl

A bar crawl hosted by Hotel School students of Cornell University. Slopecrawl occurs before the annual Slope Day event on the last day of classes. Each year, the event chooses different homes of which attendees may go between in order to pregame for Slopeday.
Dude 1: Are you attending Slopecrawl before Slope Day?
Dude 2: I wouldn't miss this shit show!
by HotelieSenior April 20, 2010
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slowler

If somethinng is described as "slower" it means it is SO slow that to simply describe it is to speak in an unbelievably slow manner, slurring your words, to accomodate the utter slowness of the object, person, thing, etc in question.

Variations include: slowl, slowlish.
1. Could you be speaking any slowler?

2. That grandmother is moving so slowlish!
by IgIg August 11, 2006
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slopenfiend

an expendable sidekick of evil chinese fictional characters as peresonified by Fu Manchu in the novels of Sax Rohmer
colloquial: a ski bunny or ski turkey who is addicted to the ski slopes and whose behaviour is boorish because of such addiction.
"see Dr Petrie it is the evil one , the devil incarnate, surrouded by his slopenfiends" "nah im not going out now too many slopenfiends about"
by vern madden October 15, 2006
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Slopester

A person with a grotesquely large nose, usually saggy and/or bumpy like a ski slope.
Abby was yet again rejected by another guy for the third time this week. Sighing, she states, “I’m not kidding, Anna. It’s literally because of my slopester!”
by Ornage 🍊 December 10, 2021
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