Skeet Kune Do

A form of martial arts that involves masturbating on the opponent.

Watch out for that karate master... he blinded me with his Skeet Kune Do.

by Misanthroat April 20, 2011

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.

Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.

by Dreamz July 23, 2008

seet deh

See it there, you see

A Jamcaican term used to identify something.

Sean: Where is my newspaper?

Jamaican man:Yuh blind man? Seet deh (points at newspaper).

by UV RAYS February 14, 2009

sheet metal worker

Trade far superior to all other construction trades. The only craftsman who makes what they install.. duct work. While they may be the loudest on the site, they will tell you to get fucked if you complain. Usually heavy drinkers, with a bad attitude. Huge dicks. Will sneak away with your wife at the local neighborhood christmas party.

Damn. You see those sheet metal workers? I cant tell if thats the tool belt or the tool itself

That sheet metal worker is a bad ass, you greenhorns better steer clear of him

by WakShakKustomz December 21, 2016

Cope Seethe Mald

Often used to make fun of someone for a issue usually in a game and almost always relating to skill. Although it is mostly used ironically.

Joe: "My grandmother just died"
Hector: "Cope Seethe Mald"

by ComradeRadio December 21, 2021

3 sheets to the wind

To understand this phrase we need to enter the arcane world of nautical terminology. Sailors' language is, unsurprisingly, all at sea and many supposed derivations have to go by the board. Don't be taken aback to hear that sheets aren't sails, as landlubbers might expect, but ropes (or occasionally, chains). These are fixed to the lower corners of sails, to hold them in place. If three sheets are loose and blowing about in the wind then the sails will flap and the boat will lurch about like a drunken sailor. (credit to phrases.org.uk)

When he attempted to leave bar, He did not get far as he was already 3 sheets to the wind.

by LilDog May 9, 2014

Skeet Burger

A man to skeet/cum between a womans ass cheeks and slap em together

"i bent that bitch over and made a skeet burger outta her ass"

by Hektik Bektik January 20, 2009