slapped

Gone. Drunk as hell. High as hell. Under the influence of something.

Damn jo, dude slapped as hell he cant even stand up.

by SiLENT74 April 27, 2009

Mushroom Slapped

When you slap someone with your soft circumcised penis causing a small red mushroom shaped mark on the skin from the head of the penis.

Dude I mushroom slapped her last night right on the cheek, it left a red mark!

by Aiden07321 June 6, 2010

slanted question

A subtly inappropriate or intrusive question asked without the intention of being so.

Angelina: "I'm fatter than you."
Brad: "No you're not. How much do you weigh?"
Angelina: "That's a slanted question."

by Fox and Goober March 4, 2011

Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....

Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us

by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009

slanted

To lose composure and let your emotions get the better of you. When you get upset/angry/worried/nervous/anxious over something and it affects your mental state and ability to stay focused.

A synonym for tilted.

I just lost 10 games in a row, I'm way too slanted to keep playing.

My jungler just fed my lane doublebuffs, I'm slanted.

by Zebra the Moose March 10, 2018

tinkerbell slapped me

Another term for purchasing cocaine so that others won't know what you're discussing.

"So Lola and I were at the club last night getting pretty drunk and Tracy showed up and then TINKERBELL SLAPPED ME".

by Barbiegirl007 May 9, 2006

pimp slapped

the ultimate form of disrespect, if done on camera or in front of people. remember, use the BACK of the hand. after pimp slapping someone, tell EVERYONE you know.

Guy 1: hey faggot, fuck you!

Guy 1 gets pimp slapped by guy 2.

Guys 3, 4, and 5: OOOOH SHIZZLE!

by the ultimate cool pimpmeister August 14, 2009