saptor

Saptor: Someone who feels the need to add commentary to a chess match. Often the third party observer between two amateurs, a Saptor will feel the need to predict an upcoming move, or underhanded plan, thus ruining the game.

"Man, I totally had you that last game. If only Chris didn't Saptor me, you never would have known I had checkmate in three moves!"

by Straw(not)berry May 18, 2020

birdy slap

An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.

Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.

by Joseph Buhhrelli September 11, 2008

Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

extreme slap

when someone unleashes their HULK-STRENGTH and slaps you so fast it almost breaks your neck and its recommended that you go to a hospital within 4 hours or risk your spine collapsing.

guy 1: MAN FVCK YOU B1TCH, IMMA KICK YOUR ASS.
guy 2: uuhhh no, extreme slap

by Dommy Tappers April 11, 2010

Placenta slap

The act of slapping ones baby daddy with placenta.

Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.

by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015

Victory Slap

The act of a male ejaculating his baby juice onto his hand and proceeding to slap his partner in the face.

“Hey Tom, did you try the victory slap last night with your wife?”
“Yea, her face is still red.”

by Biggucciskeet March 30, 2019

National Slap an Idiot Day

Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November

You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself

by Yasmin Abela November 5, 2019