Slanking

What I call humans with abscesses

Person 1: Do you have a abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are slanking

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Slank

Define how you want to bitch

Ayy bruh that bitch was slank

by SLANK72 April 17, 2020

Slank

Slank is a general term similar to dank in that it can be used to describe something of quality or to refer to drugs, but with a more slimey, unsavoury connotation.

Give me some of dat slank bruh

That shit was slanky as hell

by Slankyboye April 19, 2018

slank

1. A word used by a person to negatively regard (a) living entity/entities as an inferior being to said person; usually used plural to describe a group of people.

2. Another word for slacker, or lackluster.

Listen here, you little slanks. You better finish editing this goddamn PowerPoint.

by SCG-1171 June 19, 2024

Slanking

Feeding your delusions & lies by expressing and sharing it.

To slank is to try and increase your obviously made up/hallucinated belief by sharing it with other people.

Mike:"Yo, this animal proposed to me yesterday"

Jake:"Stop slanking"

by Braincellz cactus September 19, 2025

Slanked

Various gay actions, which include but are not limited to: Oral sex with a male, anal sex with a male, eat a guys cheeks, touching tips and if i added all the other gay acts slank does it would destroy the server that runs this site

Slank loves to get Slanked by his dad!

by Slanked January 17, 2021

Slank

When a giy decides to treat himself with a slow wank. Slow + Wank = Slank.

Langers: What are you up to tonight?
Obars: Considering treating myself to a nice slank!

by tsaltsal May 4, 2018