Skyrim

The art of getting rimmed in the sky.

*Pigeon flies up arse*
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"

by VIGiraffe November 8, 2011

Skyrim

Far Cry 3… with swords

Guy 1:I’ve never played Skyrim
Guy2: the fuck? Have you played far cry 3?
Guy 1: hell yeah!
Guy 2: it’s like that, with swords

by Gingerbreadbedhead January 21, 2022

Not Skyrim

A cool thing bro. Lots of people do it. But its considered Voodoo. It is a Thing on the internet. Usually used in Steam (Video game Platform) as a way to pass the time.

"Not Skyrim on steam bro!" Said Jake.
"Whats that?" Ask Dylan.
"Lawl, i wont say." Said Jake.

by Not Fartnockerman August 5, 2012

Skyrim

The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...

Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?

Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*

by TheBookNerd January 9, 2018

Skyrim

The game from the early twenty tens that wasn't as good as it's predecessors but got an Alexa release instead of making better games because money

Skyrim Creators during Alexa release: You are the 7thborn

by HoonDingalicious March 31, 2020

Skyrim

The reason you stay up 24/7

Its skyrim! the best game in the world!

by Mydogesue April 18, 2019

Skyrim

A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.

"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player

by LadyMiraak May 12, 2018